Fanny Paddle

FANNY PADDLE

A Spanking-Stick for ALL Family Occasions

Especially made:

For noisy GUESTS

And folks that CUSS

For swatting PESTS

And banned word that FUSS

For taming BRIDES

And winning WAGERS

For tanning HIDES

Of "smart" TEEN-AGERS

For stopping HIC-CUPS

Fights - and SPATS

For puddling PUPS

And careless CATS

For mice and ANTS

On picnic TRIPS

For paddling PANTS

When baby DRIPS

For wives at NIGHT

When hubby's LATE

For counting RIGHT

On a birthday DATE!

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USE at Your Own Risk!