I'll spank you so hard!

Excerpt from Michael W. Freeman, The Reporter Editor at TheLedger.com

I never quite thought the man sitting next to me in his car would fume and hollow, “I'll spank you so hard!”


I was sitting next to my friend, who I'll call “Rob,” as we were driving back home from the Gainesville area. And it's awfully strange, even after about three hours of driving together, to hear something like that when, like me, you're 47 years old. I don't think I've actually heard that threat for close to 40 years. And the last person to tell me that, my own father, now is more likely to ask me to speak louder into the phone while he adjusts his hearing aid than anything else.

So what brought this on? Me placing my hand against his dashboard.

If you find that confusing, let me just say I'm never so bewildered myself than at figuring out what little things set people off -- and makes them so, so angry.

And what made Rob explode was my repeated insistence on raising my right hand and placing it firmly against the dashboard, as if to brace myself for a possible crash. Quite simply, when I do that it drives him nuts.

So why do I do it? Well, I'd say it starts with him reading email messages on his cell phone while he's driving – or glancing off at something in the distance while behind the wheel. Or maybe, just maybe, it's the way Rob goes speeding toward the cars in front of him – including the ones that have slowed down for heavy traffic or, dare I say it, come to a complete halt at one of those pesky traffic lights – and stopping with just enough room to fit a piece of dental floss between each car. Usually that jolts me awake, gets my heart pounding, prompts me to offer up comments like, “Well, that was terrifying,” and, yes, to put my hand against the dashboard to brace myself for the sorry crash to come.

And Rob hates, hates, hates it when I do that.

“I'm not going to crash into that car,” he fumes. And then he gets even testier, and tells me if I do that again, if I brace myself for possible death one more time ….

And yes, I did it one more time. And that's when he made it clear to me: “I'll spank you so hard.”

Now, Rob is only about three years older than me, but he's considerably bigger than I am, so I had to pause for a moment and ponder whether or not to take him seriously. I suppose I took him just seriously enough to switch to a new tactic as we barreled toward the next car: closing my eyes and praying. It seemed to work better.

Click here to read the complete article by MICHAEL W. FREEMAN from The Ledger.com

Corporal Punishment Alive And Well On Mississippi High School Basketball Courts

By Weed Against Speed on October 29, 2010 at 11:40 am
From the Sportress of Blogitude

A high school basketball coach in Mississippi has gotten himself into a bit of hot water due to allegations that he has been whipping his players with a weightlifting belt.

Marlon Dorsey, the head coach of the Murrah High boys basketball team, is currently under investigation by Jackson Public Schools due to his alleged questionable motivational techniques, which included whipping boys with a weightlifting belt whenever they would incorrectly run a play. A closed-door meeting was held in the school’s library between officials and concerned parents.

Via USA Today:

“This is a personnel matter,” Greta Terry, assistant superintendent of high schools for JPS, said after she and Murrah Principal Freddrick Murray met with about 30 parents Thursday night. “We’re very limited in what we can say because we have to protect the rights of those involved.”

Dorsey’s actions were kept quiet for some time as the boys on the team, for fear of being kicked off the team, never reported what was happening in practices to their parents. And here’s where the story gets strange. Dorsey apparently had an open door policy regarding practices- and still whipped the players, even in the presence of some parents. One of those parents, Jason Hubbard Sr., finally decided enough was enough and reported the coach to school officials Monday after watching Dorsey whip his own son twice in one practice. That’s right: this guy was so brazen with his disciplinary policies that he would beat on players right in front of their parents. Wow.

“I just said, ‘enough was enough,’ ” Hubbard said.

The boys shouldn’t be punished in that way, Hubbard said.

“Kids shouldn’t live under that fear,” Hubbard said. “This is not the NBA or college. You’re dealing with teenagers.”

Wait. Is this guy implying that he is in support of corporal punishment in the collegiate and professional ranks? I’m not sure how grown men whipping other grown men would fly – although it’s safe to say it wouldn’t go well at all – but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t like to see somebody give it a whack, so to speak. I mean, can you possibly imagine the following scenario occurring: after throwing a pick in practice, Jay Cutler has to make the long walk of shame to the sideline where Mike Martz, belt in hand, waits eagerly to give the QB a sound thrashing.

Actually, I can totally see that happening. Can’t you?

Miss. officials probe claims coach hit players with weightlifting belt [USA Today]

Spanking Central - Chase and Dirk

Chase is my favorite among the current models at Spanking Central

In this video, Chase and his friend Dirk get a Christmas caning.

Model(s): Chase and Dirk
Title: The Christmas Cane
Preview Clip Duration: 1:23
Full Video Duration: 17:13
Bonus Video Duration: 42:01

Date of Publication: 2009-12-23
Description: We sat down for a year-end, holiday chat with both Chase & Dirk together, including a little holiday fun with the Christmas Cane!

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You can see the Full Video, Behind-the-Scenes Bonus Video and 45 still images from the shoot on the Spanking Central Premium Site 

Butt Clip I

Butt Clip I, originally uploaded by Inamorato Rapture.