In a more bizarre story, one user asks if the former employee ever made a child cry to which they responded no, but claimed that at one point they were spanked by a grown man several times while dressed as Bart Simpson. They said that the man said, “Bart you’re a bad boy” while spanking him and everyone’s jaws around them dropped.
https://insidethemagic.net/2022/03/universal-employee-spanked-theme-park-ld1/
Let's talk about spankings. As we all know the internet provides us with everything we need and if you're in search of a good old spanking, then I found you the perfect paddle.
Yes, this conversation is happening. There is a public Facebook page called Kennebec Maine, Swap and Sell and there is a gentlemen offering a pretty unique item for sale. This post was so wild that it received over 150 likes and comments. Get ready people because their is an old fashioned spanking paddle for sale in Maine and it is receiving a lot of attention.
The post said,
It was shared many times and for good reason because spanking paddles are in demand right now, obviously.
Let's dive in, according to Slate
"Who invented paddles? Sailors. Corporal punishment is as old as the Hebrew Bible, and bare-handed spanking was used to discipline children by the 18th century. Other devices older than the paddle, such as the birch rod, have also been used to flog the buttocks."
Even though the paddle was initially invented to discipline children, it seems that it has now evolved into a domineering tool, you know, adult stuff.
Some comments included people saying are hilarious, I was laughing so hard when I was reading them. So of course, I need to share them with you. Below is a gallery of the man with the paddle and some of the funniest comments from the post!
A Gallery of A Spanking Paddle with Reactions
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A fan Kickstarter launched on Friday promising to bring back "Yaoi Paddles," a spanking accessory once famous among western anime conventions in the mid-2000s. Artist Henry AL aims to bring them back as a novelty item for anyone who wants to own a bit of anime fandom history.
According to the campaign description, the Kickstarter will provide funds for production and distribution across Europe and North America. The paddles come in "Yaoi," "Yuri," "Seme," and "Uke" designs. Custom paddles and gold paddles are offered as higher-tier rewards. Free keychains will be offered to the first 100 backers.
Doujinshi vendor Hen Da Ne once sold Yaoi Paddles as an affectionate riff on the boys-lovemanga genre (also known in English-speaking circles as "yaoi" at the time). The items were eventually banned from conventions due to their misuse as weapons or for harassment. Henry AL urged backers not to whack people without consent, writing, "We had a nice thing, and it took a lot of work to bring it back, so let's make sure to keep it wholesome."
For readers who weren't around during the height of Yaoi Paddle fascination, their existence is immortalized in an Anime News Nina comic strip and in documentary form by the YouTuber Red Bard.
Source: Kickstarter
The oldest printed source for the name bolludagur is since 1910. Before that, the day was called “Spanking Day”, connected to the custom of children spanking their parents to get buns. It’s true. We even still do this. Don’t worry; we’ll get to it later.
Bun eating has been known from at least the beginning of the 20th century. However, it is more likely that the custom dates back to the middle of the 19th.
It is estimated that Icelandic bakers bake around 1 million buns for the bun day, but many bake their own at home. The buns are usually served with cream and jam on the inside and chocolate on top, but bakeries offer many different varieties. There are two different types of buns available: Cream puffs and yeast buns.
Despite the actual day always landing on a Monday, many celebrate it at home the day before. Bakeries have also started selling the buns up to two weeks before the actual day.
One purely Icelandic custom related to the day is the bolluvöndur or bun broom. It is believed the custom is another one that initially was associated with Ash Wednesday. It was a custom to scatter ash with some kind of broom or branch in churches on the day during Catholicism. Pious people would sometimes spank themselves with ash-covered branches.
Children generally make it from colourful craft paper and a stick. Then it is used to spank their parents and shout: BOLLA BOLLA BOLLA! (bun bun bun!) This indicates that the parents should get going and give the children some buns. The custom is to do this to their sleeping parents and thus wake them up with the bun demands.
It is unknown how this custom came to Iceland, but it most likely was brought from Denmark with merchants in the 19th century.
At first, the spanking wasn’t valid unless the spanker was fully dressed and the spanked person undressed. Each spank meant one bun. So the more the children managed to spank their parents (or guardians), the more buns they would (or should) get.
https://yourfriendinreykjavik.com/icelandic-carnival-days/
I'm a submissive gay man with a 15-year-old nephew. Through his actions and words, both his parents and I have gathered he might be gay, which is absolutely no issue. However, we've also recently discovered that he seems to be interested in D/s themes with him as the sub. Besides the occasional veiled comments and sketchy online searches, he's also described situations where he's convinced other boys to subtly Dom him, both in vanilla ways and some decidedly more borderline. We're being careful to teach him about healthy boundaries and appropriate behaviors, but I have an additional struggle with all this. As a gay sub, I've been a bit of a failure. I've had no lasting relationships. I've never found a man who wanted me as both a partner and his slave. I know that there are success stories out there—sub guys with partners and families—but I'm not one of them. I want to be a good gay uncle, but honestly, I'm an objectively poor role model. If this is the path he ultimately takes, I want him to be safe, happy, and loved. But I don't know how to do this if I'm advising from my own collection of saddo experiences. Any suggestions?—Uncle Good Heart
“By emphasizing the importance of consent, UGH is already getting the most important thing right,” said Hadrian Temple, a dominant gay leatherman, blogger, and erotica author. “UGH’s nephew needs to know he has a right to say no to any form of play he feels uncomfortable with. He should also know that until he has agreed to some sort of power exchange with a potential Dom, they are interacting as equals. He doesn't have to start obeying the Dom until he's agreed to start obeying, and he can withdraw his consent at any time and stop the play.”
Your nephew also needs to be told that “convincing” other boys to “subtly dominate him” isn’t ethical. If these boys don’t realize what your nephew is doing—and what they’re doing for your nephew—then they haven’t consented to playing D/s games with him. And just as your nephew wants to avoid bad Doms lurking on the other end of sketchy online searches—and any adult Dom willing to play with a 15-year-old boy is by definition bad and untrustworthy—your nephew needs to avoid being a bad/creepy/manipulative sub.
“And besides, pushing vanilla guys to dominate him is not a great long-term strategy for finding a Dom,” said Temple. “One of the hardest things for novice subs to understand is that vanilla guys don't like to be dominant—if they did, they wouldn't be vanilla. Sure, there are some guys who don’t realize they're kinky until a sub comes along, but he shouldn't assume every hot guy he likes is a potential Dom. In most cases, attempting to ‘convert' vanilla guys is a waste of time.”
And while exploring his sexuality with an age-appropriate partner who shares your nephew’s kinks would be safer, more appropriate, and legal, finding someone his own age who’s not just gay but also attracted to him and into dominating someone—and someone your nephew is attracted to in turn—is a tall order. Instead of searching for someone to play with right now, reading about, thinking about, fantasizing about, and masturbating about his kinks would be a far better and less frustrating use of his time.
As for whether your nephew needs to know about your saddo experiences…
“In one sense, it doesn't matter if UGH is a ‘poor role model’ where long-term relationships are concerned,” said Temple. “He can still offer his nephew good advice without going into sad or sordid details. He can answer questions and promise to be non-judgmental.
And UGH shouldn’t assume he’s a bad sub—or a bad role model—because he hasn't found a long-term kinky partner. There are lots of reasons why a sub might not have met the right Dom, and only a few of those reasons really come down to being a bad sub. Most kinksters feel there are more subs out there than there are Doms, so there are good subs who haven't been able to get the partner they deserve because the Dom-to-sub ratio is skewed.”
And while kinks can complicate a person’s search for a partner, being vanilla—or pretending to be vanilla—does not guarantee someone a partner. Just as there are lots of happily partnered kinky people out there (some partnered with people who aren’t kinky), there are lots of 100% vanilla people out there who are unhappily single.
To get a young sub’s perspective, UGH, I shared your question with Gimpboy95, a 26-year-old gay sub in Chicago. (@Gimpboy95 is his handle on Instagram, and it’s how he wanted to be identified in the column.) Not too long ago Gimpboy95 was in your nephew’s shoes: another gay, kinky, inexperienced teenager scouring the Internet for information, porn, and connection.
“There are some shady/sketchy people out there, of course, but there’s a lot of good out there too,” said Gimpboy95, who had his first sexual experiences at age 18. “UGH’s nephew can do his research, figure out what he likes, and ultimately find his community, just like I did. And finding community is, in my opinion, absolutely crucial.”
Finding community means making kinky friends, not just matching with kinky sex partners.
“Having a shoulder or boot to lean on has helped me tremendously,” said Gimpboy95. “So once UGH’s nephew is old enough, he shouldn’t be afraid to put himself out there—and not just on the internet. Meeting other people in the kink community at local events who were open and accepting—whether their identities were centered around kink or kink was more of a hobby—really has been the most fulfilling part of my journey.”
Parents are filing a police report ’cause a teacher’s aide grabbed their kid by a collar — after the student hit the teacher with a shoe?! Okay, maybe it was an accident — not like he meant to do it — but I can only imagine what would have happened if I did that while in elementary school!
Yes, it was during the ’70s, when we were a little tougher — but the vice prinicipal of The Pilgim School (in downtown Los Angeles) would have taken me to the office and used the famed “Board of Education!” It was a paddle with air holes that insured the air speed was optimum for beating scoflaws on their asses. The welts wouldn’t heal very well, especially after being spanked again by your parents! Nobody called the cops, and we kids knew that their was a price to pay for misbehavior!
Calling the cops on a teacher’s aide that got a little rough seems pretty lame—- maybe the family is trying to get money from a lawsuit?
That’s all I gotta say about that!
https://www.independent.com/2022/02/23/the-shoe-that-flew/
Bare bodies, a spanking booth, cage dancers, a replica of a 1970s Times Square gay bar and a man in a life-sized Gumby costume performing an onstage striptease to D’Angelo’s “Untitled (How Does It Feel).”
The Dirty Show has it all.
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Dirty Show has expanded to include many other alluring attractions. Back by popular demand, the Cinerotic Film Festival will showcase scintillating erotic art film projects. You will also see everything from Go-go Dancers to a spanking booth, and more.
The peach and devil are already a bit naughty in their own right.
But if you see them paired with the hand emoji, the person is trying to say they want to spank you.
Two years ago, I was in a relationship with a man we’ll call Ron. Ron and I had been dating for a few months, and we had a pretty good sex life. One day, we were having sex when I felt a searing pain on my left butt cheek. Ron had slapped me — hard.
I was immediately taken out of the moment. I told him to stop, which he did immediately, and I got out of bed and checked myself in the mirror. There, on my butt, was a perfectly raised welt in the exact shape of his hand.
I pulled on a robe and went back into the bedroom, where Ron was sitting, looking horrified. “OK — that was a little hard,” I told him. “I’m not comfortable with you hitting me like that.” Ron, bless his heart, was incredibly apologetic, and we spent the next ten minutes discussing each other’s boundaries when it came to spanking.
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Spanking is one of the most divisive sex acts out there: some people think it’s incredibly sexy, while others find it degrading and painful. It’s the brussels sprouts of sex — people either love it or hate it. But it’s still one of the most common fetishes out there, with nearly 24% of Americans saying they secretly fantasise about being spanked, according to a 2018 survey, and movies like Secretary and Fifty Shades of Grey have further contributed to its popularity.
As for me, I’ve typically landed in the “thank you, sir, may I have another?” camp when it comes to spanking — but only when I’m with a partner I can trust. I’ve drawn some lines in the sand when it comes to spanking during sex — and if you and your partner are interested in trying it out, you should too.
Whether you’d rather give or receive, here are 6 things you need to do before you try spanking, so it can be as safe, consensual, and pleasurable as possible.
Most of the time, spanking during sex sort of just happens — but much like any other new sex act, it’s really a good idea to have a conversation with your partner before you try it.
“Anything that falls outside of the ‘vanilla’ world [of sex] — and I would consider spanking outside of the ‘vanilla’ world — would recommend not only a conversation but a negotiation,” says Namita Caen, a U.K.-based clinical sexologist and sex and relationship coach. “Not only are you discussing what might be fun to try and what your fantasies might be in regard to spanking, you’re negotiating your desires, your needs, your boundaries, and your limits.”
Overall, the key to a good spanking is proper communication. “Sex is so much better when there’s a level of trust involved,” Caen says. “And that doesn’t really happen without talking it through first.”
The fact is that spanking, while enjoyable for some, can be incredibly triggering for others. It can bring up feelings of danger, or even memories of past abuse. So it’s very, very important to tread lightly — especially because the person on the receiving end of the spank may not have even worked out in their own mind how they feel about being spanked. “Being spontaneous can sometimes mean we haven’t thought through what feels good for us or what we want,” Caen says.
Now, I know what you’re thinking — spanking isn’t exactly a topic that is easy to bring up with your significant other at brunch over eggs Benedict. But there are ways to make the conversation less awkward. Try bringing up the subject “in the context of a situation where you’re already in a sexy seduction mode,” says Caen, like a romantic dinner or a makeout session on the couch.
The conversation doesn’t have to be clinical: in fact, you can bring it up in the context of other fantasies you might have, e.g., “I can’t stop thinking about running my hands all over your perfect ass and lightly smacking it,” or “The next time you’re going down on me, I want you to grab my butt and give it a smack.” You might even find you’re both so revved up that you’ll want to try it out right then and there.
Spanking is one of those sex acts that exists on a huge spectrum: what some people may consider a light love tap, others might consider extraordinarily painful. So before you actually try spanking during sex, it’s a good idea to establish what you and your partner is comfortable with. If your partner is the one being spanked, have them tell you how hard they want to be spanked on a scale of one to 10, so you can test it out during the act itself (e.g. “that was about a 4, can we ramp it up to a 6?”). Continue to check in while you’re having sex to make sure everything is OK on their end.
Once you’ve defined your boundaries, it’s easy to start incorporating spanking into your sex life, Caen says — you just have to start off slow. Light, playful spanks accompanied by caresses on the butt or inner thighs are a fun form of foreplay. Never try anything more forceful unless your partner has explicitly consented to it, and if they have, make sure you’re both already warmed up. Orgasm can actually lower your pain threshold — so if you’ve agreed on hard slaps, save it for the climax.
Once you’ve already incorporated spanking into your sex life, don’t be afraid to integrate toys into the routine.
Dermot O'Leary in hysterics as male tutor talks being spanked by Russian oligarch
This Morning hosts Dermot O'Leary and Alison Hammond couldn't believe what they were hearing as they interviewed personal tutor Matt Knott on Wednesday's show
Dermot O'Leary was in hysterics on Wednesday's This Morning as he and Alison Hammond interviewed a personal tutor.
Matt Knott has written a book about his experience of tutoring children of the super rich, and he certainly hasn't held back on sharing anecdotes.
As he chatted away to Alison and Dermot on the This Morning sofa, the conversation took a sudden turn as Matt revealed he was spanked by a customer - who just so happened to be a Russian oligarch.
Speaking about why he decided to become a tutor, Matt said: "I needed a way to pay the rent and I heard about private tutoring and being a study buddy.
"At times it was like I was being paid to be friends with the mothers some times. There were some who really enjoyed spending time with the tutor and even got drunk and confessed their marital woes to me," he confessed.
Referring to Matt's book, Alison then asked: "You spent some time in the sauna with someone's wife?"
Matt replied: "They sent me out to Moscow because there was an oligarch who wanted his son to get into Eton.
"So I had been spending a lot of time with the oligarch's wife to the extent that we had given her sin the nickname 'Little Piggy'.
"But that natural evolution was that she got the nickname 'Mummy Piggy' and I was 'Daddy Piggy'," he added as Dermot looked confused.
"But what about the real daddy?" Alison then probed, but she clearly wasn't expecting Matt's response.
"He learnt about these nicknames but he wasn't angry or anything," he explained.
"I think he just thought, 'it's time for me to bond with the tutor'. So he invited me to have a sauna, which being an oligarch, he had one in his basement. So he walked in completely naked..."
"Who's Daddy Piggy now!" Dermot blurted out as Alison started laughing.
"Yeah he was showing me who was boss and it was surreal because there were speakers playing a panpipe version of Bridge Over Troubled Water. There was a disco light kind of rotating and we were wearing these felt caps that you wear to keep your heads cool..." Matt continued.
"And then part of the traditional Russian banya experience is that you get spanked," he added as Alison lost control and was heard laughing really loudly.
Keeping composed, Matt then said: "So there's not a line in the tutoring handbook about what you do when a Russian oligarch offers to spank you in a sauna."
"This is so surreal!" Dermot commented as he and Alison asked whether he had allowed himself to be spanked.
"Oh I mean the client is always right, so I let him spank me as much as he liked," Matt admitted, but this just set Alison off even more.
