Universal Team Member Reportedly “Spanked By Grown Man” Multiple Times
In a more bizarre story, one user asks if the former employee ever made a child cry to which they responded no, but claimed that at one point they were spanked by a grown man several times while dressed as Bart Simpson. They said that the man said, “Bart you’re a bad boy” while spanking him and everyone’s jaws around them dropped.
Let's talk about spankings. As we all know the internet provides us with everything we need and if you're in search of a good old spanking, then I found you the perfect paddle.
Yes, this conversation is happening. There is a public Facebook page called Kennebec Maine, Swap and Sell and there is a gentlemen offering a pretty unique item for sale. This post was so wild that it received over 150 likes and comments. Get ready people because their is an old fashioned spanking paddle for sale in Maine and it is receiving a lot of attention.
The post said,
"Handmade old fashioned spanking paddles $20 The board of education. Solid wood. 24x3. Located in Augusta ME for local pickup or can ship for extra cost.
Message me if interested."
It was shared many times and for good reason because spanking paddles are in demand right now, obviously.
"Who invented paddles? Sailors. Corporal punishment is as old as the Hebrew Bible, and bare-handed spanking was used to discipline children by the 18th century. Other devices older than the paddle, such as the birch rod, have also been used to flog the buttocks."
Even though the paddle was initially invented to discipline children, it seems that it has now evolved into a domineering tool, you know, adult stuff.
Some comments included people saying are hilarious, I was laughing so hard when I was reading them. So of course, I need to share them with you. Below is a gallery of the man with the paddle and some of the funniest comments from the post!
Yaoi Paddle Kickstarter Aims to Revitalize Anime Fandom History
posted on by Kim Morrissy
The spanking accessory was once famous among western anime conventions in the mid-2000s
A fan Kickstarter launched on Friday promising to bring back "Yaoi Paddles," a spanking accessory once famous among western anime conventions in the mid-2000s. Artist Henry AL aims to bring them back as a novelty item for anyone who wants to own a bit of anime fandom history.
According to the campaign description, the Kickstarter will provide funds for production and distribution across Europe and North America. The paddles come in "Yaoi," "Yuri," "Seme," and "Uke" designs. Custom paddles and gold paddles are offered as higher-tier rewards. Free keychains will be offered to the first 100 backers.
Doujinshi vendor Hen Da Ne once soldYaoi Paddles as an affectionate riff on the boys-lovemanga genre (also known in English-speaking circles as "yaoi" at the time). The items were eventually banned from conventions due to their misuse as weapons or for harassment. Henry AL urged backers not to whack people without consent, writing, "We had a nice thing, and it took a lot of work to bring it back, so let's make sure to keep it wholesome."
For readers who weren't around during the height of Yaoi Paddle fascination, their existence is immortalized in an Anime News Nina comic strip and in documentary form by the YouTuber Red Bard.
The oldest printed source for the name bolludagur is since 1910. Before that, the day was called “Spanking Day”, connected to the custom of children spanking their parents to get buns. It’s true. We even still do this. Don’t worry; we’ll get to it later.
Bun eating has been known from at least the beginning of the 20th century. However, it is more likely that the custom dates back to the middle of the 19th.
It is estimated that Icelandic bakers bake around 1 million buns for the bun day, but many bake their own at home. The buns are usually served with cream and jam on the inside and chocolate on top, but bakeries offer many different varieties. There are two different types of buns available: Cream puffs and yeast buns.
Despite the actual day always landing on a Monday, many celebrate it at home the day before. Bakeries have also started selling the buns up to two weeks before the actual day.
Bolluvendir
One purely Icelandic custom related to the day is the bolluvöndur or bun broom. It is believed the custom is another one that initially was associated with Ash Wednesday. It was a custom to scatter ash with some kind of broom or branch in churches on the day during Catholicism. Pious people would sometimes spank themselves with ash-covered branches.
Children generally make it from colourful craft paper and a stick. Then it is used to spank their parents and shout: BOLLA BOLLA BOLLA! (bun bun bun!) This indicates that the parents should get going and give the children some buns. The custom is to do this to their sleeping parents and thus wake them up with the bun demands.
It is unknown how this custom came to Iceland, but it most likely was brought from Denmark with merchants in the 19th century.
At first, the spanking wasn’t valid unless the spanker was fully dressed and the spanked person undressed. Each spank meant one bun. So the more the children managed to spank their parents (or guardians), the more buns they would (or should) get.